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- Category: Grebble and Reeva
- Hipster Barista V. Vampire Goop 3
- Hipster Barista V. Vampire Goop 2
- Hipster Barista V. Vampire Goop 1
- Yuk
- I don’t have the foggiest clue…
- A naked woman without a face
- You mentioned a break-in sir?
- Officers! Thank God you’re here!
- Fin
- Thank you, everybody, for coming!
- …all of you.
- Thank you…
- But still… hard enough… to touch
- Now I’m Soft Butch…
- I put on blazers and slacks / And I never looked back
- When they were gone / And they’d taken my heart
- But still… hard enough… to touch
- They were… Soft Butch
- But she was blind / Left me behind
- I tried so hard / To make him see me
- But still hard enough… to touch
- She was… Soft Butch
- Who knew my heart / Was his to destroy
- I met a girl / Who wasn’t quite a boy
- Happy Glowing Man
- Someone who’s no longer with us.
- This is an old song of ours.
- Reeva is going to sing this first song.
- Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you… The Male Gays
- Brianna who learned to play the bass 15 minutes ago.
- And now for our main act!
- Welcome to The Void.
- How about Brianna?
- Can I change my name?
- How can one look happy when they are thinking about The Anomalous Zeeman Effect?
- They always get The Anomalous Zeeman Effect’s name right.
- I guess no-one’s heard of Laura Mulvey.
- Aw, no! Not again!
- And you’re playing here tonight?
- The Void is also a Nightclub.
- You missed a call… from The Void!
- Sorry to interrupt.
- How long have I been away?
- I suppose my work here is done.
- I really need her right now.
- Are you okay?
- Oh.
- You’ve been in here a long time.
- I can’t get used to this.
- Flashback
- Mirror, mirror.
- Washing Hands
- I can get used to this.
- Oh… yeah.
- Hurumph!
- I need to use the toilet!
- Hey! You’re not a vampire anymore!
- Yuk!
- BLEAAARRGGHH!
- Hink!
- …
- She knew it could be a one way trip!
- I have to go back! I have to save her!
- Pull!
- you can’t…
- Ho there young lady!
- Time to go! Humph!
- Haul him up boys!
- You swapped our bodies!
- Humph!
- Ho!
- …
- PAMPH!
- I can’t… I can’t…
- Humph! Keep trying!
- I… I can’t reach!
- Labour: Only Probably Evil!
- Like Tories: Completely Evil!
- Why should I trust you?
- Take my hand.
- Oh No!*
- No, hold on… I think I can see the end…
- Wait… does this go on forever?
- No.
- Very well… but we shall not go alone!
- You… lured us here? This was all your plan?
- Of course. Why do you think I lured you here? Humph!
- You have undone us, Wizard!
- Why am I forsaken?
- …or, uh, just grab hold of me.
- Grab hold of the umbrella!
- Everyone hold together!
- Just talkin’ to myself!
- Ah… to be young again!
- I just want to borrow your body for a while…
- To warn me of some future catastrophe?
- Keep using coco butter!
- I am you! From 64 years in your future!
- Psst! Charity! Come here!
- OK, I’m going to change.
- I’m an 86 year old wizard.
- Something more than you knowing a space wizard wanted to steal my body?
- There’s… uh… something I should probably tell you.
- How the feckidy feck did you do that?
- That’s what I wanted to hear.
- ZAP!
- Is that a microphone? Do you want… a quote?
- Are you ready to become one of us?
- I’m just so thirsty!
- I’m ok. I’m just… I’m just…
- Back! Back you beasties!
- Huh… Umph!
- Perhaps… you will… taste better!
- His blood… it tastes of… quinoa and kale.
- Not the Hipster Barista!
- …the only thing we will drink will be your blood…
- Listen, if you people aren’t going to buy anything…
- If there’s to be a death today…
- And now it is you that will die!
- We have come for you, Wizard!
- Charge of the Dark Brigade
- Get behind me.
- WHOOSH!
- Umbrella! To me!
- Wait! Why’s everyone looking behind me?
- And my best friend knew all about it.
- Did… Did something happen?
- The Return of The Bl_nk
- Now I say it out loud it does sound bad.
- It was only if this body got killed or injured.
- Steal… My… Body?
- Oh Brother!
- If you guys aren’t gonna buy anything…
- The pan-dimensional sphere contains multitudes.
- You’re an old ginger lady.
- I am a parallel version of you.
- …but that’s my name…
- What?! But… But…
- My name is Reeva Grebble.
- Are you going to tell him or what?
- How do I not know your name?
- Why don’t you tell him your name?
- Why are you wearing Jeremy Corbyn’s cast offs?
- You two know each other?
- Hello Charity…
- Where the hell have you been?
- I left a laptop in here…
- Get to the cafe quick.
- You ran out of magical juice.
- Asking strangers for help reminds me humanity is still worth something.
- You can’t just magic up everything.
- Couldn’t you just have magiced? .
- Got some spare change for train fare?
- Heh heh heh heh!
- I’ve got a plan. Heh!
- I’m an interdimensional space tramp wizard.
- Beautiful!
- So it’s like learning?
- It just comes in slower.
- Hold still, Bl_nk.
- I like pockets.
- This suit once belonged to Theodore Roosevelt.
- Spent the last of it on vampire stakes!
- How did I leave everything behind?
- Aw, damn
- How would you like to visit a Parallel Dimension?
- Wha…?
- Don’t go anywhere!
- The cafe on the corner has free wi-fi
- I wish my apartment was as big as yours.
- Just talkin’ to myself.
- Earlier…
- Wait! I’ve no money!
- This world has a serious nudity taboo!
- We’re going to have to get you some clothes.
- At least we’re getting better at landings.
- The Umbrella’s out of juice!
- …or great ugliness!
- Existence gives the potential for great beauty
- Wow! There’s so much to see!
- Bye Bye Beasties!
- Grab on!
- Get us out of here
- Stupid Umbrella
- No, they’re definitely not friendlier
- Greetings, timorous beasties, on behalf of The Void
- Perhaps these creatures approaching at speed will be friendlier?
- A typical member of your species
- Methinks the lady doth protest too much
- I’m a man. I’m a man. I’m a man.
- I’m… A… Man!
- I’m a man!
- Does it matter?
- Gender as a social construct
- Uh…
- Are you men or women?
- Persecution Complex
- Celebrity Asylum Seekers
- Are you lesbian socialists from the BBC?
- Who… Who’s there?
- What’s a Paul Dacre? .
- A very small trophy
- Rich enough to own a library…
- A library… without any books.
- Let’s never do that again.
- She’s coming through!
- We have to pull The Bl_nk through…
- OOPH!
- Quick! Let’s go through!
- She turned into a portal!
- I mean, uh…
- Should I touch you and test your theory?
- Who you callin’ empty?
- What the bl_nk was that?
- Flowers?
- Hey, wait…
- Toodle-oo!
- Nature exists in symmetry
- Did we make her aware?
- So what’s the last thing you remember?
- Rhymes with w_nk!
- THE BL_NK!
- Who the *humph* are you?
- An endless sea of nothing
- Hello? Is there someone there?
- It’s not quantum physics
- Can’t you just use magic or something?
- We’re stuck here with no way out
- When can we leave?
- Why are we here?
- What is the void?
- Where are we?
- We’re being sucked into the transdimensional void
- Uh-oh.
- No time to check the transdimensional coordinates
- Where are we going?
- You gave them too many warnings Jeff
- I said “come out”
- Come out from under the umbrella
- Get ready to step back under the umbrella
- Uh-oh
- Keep running!
- Run, Cucks, Run
- Quick! Back to the Umbrella!
- I’m still not sure about the colour
- The Fuzz!
- Just trying to find some florals
- The Secret Service are looking for us
- Oh Jeez
- The Whitehouse Wardrobe
- We better get this stuff cleaned off
- Those vampires really do explode
- Splat!
- So much for the tolerance of the left.
- Hooph!
- Ho! Humph! Rahhh!
- But I Can!
- I can’t
- Do it!
- Do it now!
- You cannot kill what does not live!
- Have you come to kill me?
- Guess Who?
- Knock Knock… Who’s There?
- George W Bush
- There’s Nothing Here!
- Secret Escape Tunnel
- Read Here If You Are Trapped In This Toilet .
- Rats.
- Cutbacks under your tax plan
- Conjured From Another Dimension
- The Wizard Has Returned
- The best virgins you can find
- It wasn’t really about ethics in computer game journalism
- Anything to confess?
- Has the sacrifice been prepared?
- Worship Me!
- Fear me… Love me…
- The Great I Am!
- Meanwhile at The White House
- I’m in!
- The Morality of Punching a Nazi
- Thinking about staking Vampire Ted
- Underground vampire hunter supply shop
- Putting a Dent in the Ranks of the Alt-Right
- Virgin Sacrifice
- Lowering Taxes for the Rich
- Weirdly Normal
- 11:59am- How’s the head?
- 11:19am
- 10:38am
- 9:25am
- Heavy Handed Metaphor
- I dunno
- The Blood of the American People
- So what you’re saying is…
- Vampire Cruz
- Millennials Love Cannibalism
- Dead Ted
- Charisma Vacuum
- FiveThirtyEight
- Statistical Truth
- 71.4% of known universes
- Are there any dimensions where Hillary actually won?
- Cruz
- What the hell?
- Oh… Boy…
- Wow!
- Heard Enough!
- No Trump
- Happy Glowing Man
- Parallel Dimension
- Category: Here Come The Clowns
- And now is the sad ending of our tale…
- A crazy old man running through the town…
- Then looking out on all the world so free…
- So they locked her away, all alone…
- Red nosed doctor was friendly seeming…
- At the hospital the old folk left her…
- An old couple saw her walking dazed…
- LaToya walked towards the rising sun…
- As LaToya emerged into the dawn…
- He led her outside of this place of pain…
- Clown Bradley took her hand and led her away…
- Almost frozen with fear she looked down…
- Trying to look away from the pain and hurt…
- Oh, this is a horror you cannot sway…
- The sentence passed, the nooses fell…
- “Guilty!” shouted the clowns all with one breath…
- What of the parents, witnessing his ire?
- What about our sweet citizens, safe in their homes?
- What was it the businessman witnessed?
- But what of the citizens of our small town?
- Writ large upon her skin was the cruelty of men…
- Once there was love, who knows what might have been?
- Then the last witness approached the stand…
- Hidden and unnoticed by anyone…
- Murderous crimes ne’er to be revealed…
- When the bodies had to be concealed…
- In their testimony, heard by all the clowns…
- The twins showed their dancing on the stage…
- One twin with a smile and one with a frown…
- When Joe died from wounds ne’re to be healed…
- That night the police chief took Joe‘s life…
- Stopped by the police chief in the night…
- Working Joe the Clown was next on the stand…
- And when, at last, her life Lottie did yield…
- To revenge, the police chief did not wait…
- Lottie’s only crime was one of pure accident…
- Oh, Lottie the Clown had snakes for hands…
- Across from the judge, united in their shock…
- A trial was in session with a clown jury…
- The noses and eyes were joined by sounds…
- She strode into the dark til then she spied…
- …deeper and deeper.
- …deeper and deeper…
- …deeper and deeper…
- So she held her breath and widened her eyes…
- She knew, just knew, they were in there, trapped…
- When she came to the tent not before long…
- Wandering empty streets her mind did whirl…
- LaToya, she searched, but no one was there…
- But all night LaToya had not awakened…
- The horror went on till the early morn…
- Children’s deepest fears leapt out of their heads…
- Surprise that was not eased when she realised…
- Now awakened, the mayor of our small town…
- Why try to lock your door? Why try to hide?
- Oh, frightened citizens hid themselves indoors…
- By starlight a midnight parade did emerge…
- Searching for vanished child the police were sent…
- Bradley’s disappearance left the town aghast…
- Bradley found himself at the Potter’s Field…
- Circus music sung through the window of his room…
- The tent it smelled fetid, rotting and foul…
- The children gathered to see circus delights…
- At the Potter’s Field a tent did appear…
- One day a crazy old man came running through our town…
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